Just lately I have been mostly feeling like a failure and a loser. I have been betrayed and used. I am sick of being a pathetic victim. I am presently carrying out an isolationist policy, that way I cannot be hurt. However, revenge will be sweet, a dish best served hot and spicy. Tether, end […]
This year I have mostly been thinking, “If you hate it so much then find a new one.”
Oh boy, I am so sorry. You may have noticed I have not been posting for a while. I took a little time off around my birthday and chose not to post. I can take a break can’t I?
The good news is that I am now back. The bad news is that the amount of […]
What the flip is going on?
It is dark at four thirty. It is cold. It is wet. Bills are tripling in price. Shopping is expensive. People are mental. The streets are clogged. Public transport does not work. The causeway is covered in poop. I am lonely.
So come on Gordon Browny, sort it out mate. The […]
I had a very odd dream last night; at least I think it was a dream. I am not even going to try and analyse the meaning. It really put the willies up me. The dream involved me answering my telephone, in itself something that would never happen.
I wished I had not – it was […]
Do you ever feel like every day is just the same?
The new working week dawns and one is wishing for the end of the week. The work never changes, the routine never wavers. It is the same drudgery day-in and day-out. As one day seeps into the next you just wish your life away. Before […]
I have just had a disturbing threat from the sex pest.
I was sat at my desk when I noticed someone had sidled up behind me. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a distorted simulacrum of a face. Turning around I was repulsed by the sight of the pest’s deformed grin. He was […]
Today I have been mostly thinking:
“Nothing ever bloody anything bloody ever.”
So there.
I was at my mother’s house, looking through the window of my old bedroom, which looked out onto the back garden. On the grass was stood a stooped old woman, with a blue rinse and a little active terrier, happily running around her feet. The woman was wearing a large black overcoat, with a furry […]
“No, I really enjoy the job. It’s relaxed and the work is quite interesting. I like all the people I work with. I can get away with turning up half an hour late and then leave early. It’s the best job I’ve had. I spend all day surfing the internet and get paid for it. […]