Tag Archives: Work

Cornwall Dream

Wow, what an appalling day at work. One of the worst I can remember. I’ve made a big decision. I’m gonna hand in my notice and leave. I really have had enough; I’m taken for granted, overworked and paid a pittance. I find it despicable to have to apologise to clients for having a few […]

Sweat-a-rama

Why oh why is it that every time I do an Overview at work my armpits leak? It doesn’t happen at any other time. I’m sat here telling other departments about how amazing I am and the incredibly interesting things I do and my pits leak like a ragging torrent. It’s most embarrassing, especially when […]

No Such Thing as a Free Punch

I did it. I spent two long hours in the company of various colleagues and my CEO. My initial feelings of bliss are rapidly being replaced by intense paranoia. Now I’m worrying that I said something stupid and everyone thinks I’m an idiot. We had to go around the table and give a short talk […]

The National Year of Worry Campaign

I’m dead good at worrying. It’s one of the things that I’m genuinely good at. I’m looking forward to the day it becomes an Olympic sport so that I can represent my country – I’m that good. Be it having a leak in my flat, not receiving an item I’ve ordered or getting from my […]