April 16, 2009 – 11:22 am
Recently, on the brilliant blog-tastic website of my good buddy and probable big brother Napoleon Fantastic, there was an excellent gag about the new Obama family dog. He titled his small piece on the subject Bo Selected, Bo being the name of the 6-month-old Portuguese Water Dog. I found this to be very comical, capricious […]
It’s break time. Cor blimey governor, I am very much looking forward to my days over the Easter Bank Holiday weekend that I have graciously been allowed to take off.
I am in no way a religious man, in fact I am a devout atheist, but I thank that there non-existent God and his little helper […]
February 9, 2009 – 4:26 pm
Well, it is the Monday after the Friday before. As mentioned in my previous post I was off out to a corporate drinking event. Unfortunately, poor little Nelson made a bit of a fool of himself. I was sooo drunk. I still have a hangover now. The last time I was that drunk was the […]
February 6, 2009 – 1:36 pm
It is the corporate Christmas Party tonight. “But it is February,” I hear you protest. That’s right. The company, in its ongoing efforts to penny pinch, is to engage in its festive activities during the cheapest and most depressing of months. There will be free beer for half an hour and some complimentary chips and […]
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Posted in Drinking, Idiots, Music, Work, Worry
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Also tagged Boys Don't Cry, Buzzcocks, Christmas Party, Drinking, Ever Fallen In Love?, Karaoke, Singing, Teenage Kicks, The Cure, The Undertones
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January 27, 2009 – 4:04 pm
Well, it was bound to happen and it cheers me up no end. Someone in the office has made an official complaint against me. I do not know the nature of this complaint or who has made it. However, I certainly have my suspicions.
There is a certain young female in the office that has made […]
December 3, 2008 – 1:44 pm
This year I have mostly been thinking, “If you hate it so much then find a new one.”
November 17, 2008 – 2:42 pm
Oh boy, I am so sorry. You may have noticed I have not been posting for a while. I took a little time off around my birthday and chose not to post. I can take a break can’t I?
The good news is that I am now back. The bad news is that the amount of […]
September 17, 2008 – 2:11 pm
Hi,
Barry Barrington here, the Alaskan salmon fishing, tree dwelling brown bear. I’m just here to make a guest appearance and let you know that Nelson is very busy. I can see him in the corner, typing manically with sweat pouring out of his head and underarms. Oh dear, he is scowling at me now, he […]
September 15, 2008 – 3:16 pm
There’s a bear with me. Really, a big brown beast of a thing and it is trying to catch scudding salmon in its mouth whilst standing in a roaring river in Alaska. Seeing the massive sharp grasping claws I remember that the bear’s name is Barry . . . Barry Barrington to be exact. He […]
August 12, 2008 – 11:35 am
The Learning and Skills Council have today released the results of a survey of 1,600 adults showing that most believe they waste time. Nearly half claim to spend between two and three hours a day just ‘faffing around’.
Time is a very precious thing and I believe there is not enough of the stuff; it falls […]