Oh boy, I am so sorry. You may have noticed I have not been posting for a while. I took a little time off around my birthday and chose not to post. I can take a break can’t I?
The good news is that I am now back. The bad news is that the amount of […]
The Learning and Skills Council have today released the results of a survey of 1,600 adults showing that most believe they waste time. Nearly half claim to spend between two and three hours a day just ‘faffing around’.
Time is a very precious thing and I believe there is not enough of the stuff; it falls […]
Do you ever feel like every day is just the same?
The new working week dawns and one is wishing for the end of the week. The work never changes, the routine never wavers. It is the same drudgery day-in and day-out. As one day seeps into the next you just wish your life away. Before […]
A recent report has discovered that oranges are fast becoming a rather unpopular fruit. Due to the haste of modern living, there is not enough time to sit and peel an orange. The citrus has become too labour intensive and is now very much out of favour with the modern workforce.
Well, let me tell you, […]
It was with intense trepidation that I walked up to the gates outside work for my confrontation with the sex pest. I was stood in the spitting rain, with only a couple of smokers for company. I decided to give the pest five minutes and then I would return to my desk, settled in the […]
I have just had a disturbing threat from the sex pest.
I was sat at my desk when I noticed someone had sidled up behind me. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a distorted simulacrum of a face. Turning around I was repulsed by the sight of the pest’s deformed grin. He was […]
There seems to be a rash of birthdays in the office. Each day, for the past two weeks, there have been one or two birthdays. What is it with May? When you think about the average gestation period for humans that makes the hot sticky nights of August a rather erotic fun time.
I do enjoy […]
Today I have been mostly thinking:
“Nothing ever bloody anything bloody ever.”
So there.