Tag Archives: Violence

Punch Up in a Pub

November 10, 2008 – 2:04 pm

Well the inevitable happened on Friday night. The intake of alcohol led to violence and we all went home feeling rather depressed.
It went wrong when big-haired platform boot-wearing glam rocker Bazzy Trash began subjecting gay psychopath Harry the Hat to his torturous jolly japery. Bazzy was awestruck by Harry’s filthy werewolf mask and would not […]

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Chaos Reigns in Stepney

October 1, 2008 – 1:58 pm

Following my near crush yesterday I was later confronted with scenes of utter chaos on the streets of East London. During my walk home I was shocked to discover that society had broken down and people had reverted to base savagery and craziness. I later found out that this was Eid ul-Fitr, the Muslim holiday […]

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