I am happy to announce that the unpleasant events of Friday evening were in no way my fault. After talking to a few people in the office it turns out that the person who threatened me has a reputation for being a sex predator. This is great news because I am now exonerated of any […]
Following a spate of near fatal pedestrian mishaps of the last week I decided to take the tube to work this morning. Recently, whilst striding along the busy streets of the ye olde London Town, I have been knocked down by a Post Office van and, yesterday, was hit full on by a cyclist who […]
I had the electricians around again. Just part of the constant electrical difficulties I face. My explosive electric personality has a habit of wiping out all electronics in my home and at work. I try to avoid walking around places like Piccadilly Circus in case I wipe out the lights, or near major power stations, […]