Who was that woman? She was middle aged, smartly dressed and kinda sexy in an older woman way. She was stood over the road from my flat and she was taking photos. She had a big telescopic lens camera on a tripod and was snapping away. Not just of anything, oh no. Her camera was […]
Recently a woman successfully sued a footwear manufacturer for damages. She was wearing her new pair of high glamour shoes and the heel snapped off. This led to her losing her balance and breaking her ankle. The brake was so severe she needed surgery and metal pins were placed in her bones, ruining a budding […]
It is a rather bizarre experience for someone of my sartorial extremes to spend a week in a tiny Derbyshire village. It is a small community where everyone knows each other and will discuss deeply personal and medical matters openly in the street. I don’t think it would be too over the top to suggest […]
It’s your birthday drinks, looking forward for a few people coming out. None of them do - that’s OK you hate em all anyway. There are some new people - they don’t quite understand your hatred of the company.
This is genuinly the 2nd time this has happened: One of my collegues comes out of the […]
It’s Friday night. You’ve had a good few pints with your friends and you’ve finished off the majority of a bottle of red at home. Why not switch your computer on and log onto your Facebook page? Go on.
Now find all the attractive girls that you work with, make friends with them and tell them […]
It’s Halloween.
It seems to have totally passed me by. Is this an age thing? Jo, I bet your young uns are going crazy for that sweet candy. Is it a London thing? Everyone is far too cool to bother having a good time. I know Napoleon is having a hard time in his small village, […]