Tag Archives: Tower Hill

Foreign Directions

May 19, 2008 – 12:23 pm

How do you give instructions and directions to someone who does not speak English? With great difficulty, that’s how.
“Excuse, I help need.”
“Sorry, I have no spare change or cigarettes.”
“No, I bus need in Tower Hill.”
“You need a bus to Tower Hill?”
“Yeez.”
“The buses that go from this stop do not go to Tower Hill.”
“Tower Hill bus, […]

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Underground Pregnancy Test

March 7, 2008 – 2:44 pm

Following a spate of near fatal pedestrian mishaps of the last week I decided to take the tube to work this morning. Recently, whilst striding along the busy streets of the ye olde London Town, I have been knocked down by a Post Office van and, yesterday, was hit full on by a cyclist who […]

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