Nelson Galaxy

“She’s lovely Busby. Can you introduce me?”
“No Nelson, she’s taken.”
“Oh, come on. One look at me and she will be mine. Like that actress.”
“She called the police after you followed her home and put your little fireman through her letterbox.”
“Misunderstanding. Just introduce me.”
“She’s the girlfriend of a footballer, Nel, you don’t stand a chance.”
“Who?”
“Teddy Sheringham.”
“Never […]