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A Proud Moment

Napoleon Fantastic recently experienced a proud moment in relation to my good self. He is proud that I am now officially a model and will soon be seen in all my drag glory appearing in a professional calendar for next year.
I am proud that he is proud. We have come a long way to get […]

All Hail Admiral Napoleon

Readers of Jo Beaufoix’s brilliant blog will have seen her post yesterday. She wrote a rather emotional and heartfelt piece about Napoleon and the positive life-changing effect he has on people. I have to agree with her wholeheartedly (apart from the handsome bit). It was Napoleon who persuaded me to begin blogging and resurrect my […]

Robbie Dazzler

The perennial joker and former fat part-time footballer, Robbie Williams, has gone on strike. It is alleged he is upset that his record label EMI have been taken over by a private equity firm called Terra Firma. Artists, such as Radiohead and Paul McCartney, have already jumped the EMI ship and EMI’s UK chief executive […]

No Such Thing as a Free Punch

I did it. I spent two long hours in the company of various colleagues and my CEO. My initial feelings of bliss are rapidly being replaced by intense paranoia. Now I’m worrying that I said something stupid and everyone thinks I’m an idiot. We had to go around the table and give a short talk […]