Reports suggest that a certain sex pest, who threatened to break my face with a pint glass, has been arrested. This makes me rather glib because he is an excuse for a human being and an evil predator. The incident occurred during the wedding of one of his closest childhood friends. Pest was the best […]
It was with intense trepidation that I walked up to the gates outside work for my confrontation with the sex pest. I was stood in the spitting rain, with only a couple of smokers for company. I decided to give the pest five minutes and then I would return to my desk, settled in the […]
I have just had a disturbing threat from the sex pest.
I was sat at my desk when I noticed someone had sidled up behind me. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a distorted simulacrum of a face. Turning around I was repulsed by the sight of the pest’s deformed grin. He was […]