Tag Archives: Pete Doherty

Pavement Rage

No, I am not angry that the brilliant US band Pavement are no more, this is to do with the causeway. According to a new study carried out by Nurofen Express commuters spend almost three and a half days a year waiting behind slow moving pedestrians. Around 52 per cent of the British workforce are […]

Brown Lightening

Guess who I saw the other day. Go on, guess will ya? No, it was not that celebrity drug taker and wastrel Pete Doherty, for a change.
I was walking along Queen Victoria Street in the City. Where the road meets Cannon Street, outside the abandoned Burger King next to Mansion House underground station and over […]

Stalking Pete

Why is Pete Doherty stalking me?
I constantly keep walking past him in the street. I often see him outside Whitechapel’s urchin drug music hole The Rhythm Factory – he is usually playing a residency in this bleak East End bar. I have seen him with his band Babyshambles, enjoying a drink on the grotty pavement. […]

Dirty Pretty Cut Outs

I see it all walking over the Millennium Bridge, I really do. Today there was a photo shoot for angular indie guitar band Dirty Pretty Things. The band is made up of a couple of ex-Libertines, whose former singer Pete Doherty can often be found lying on my East End door step, drunk, drugged and […]

Doherty’s Flights of Fancy Dress

I had a rather unusual experience whilst walking through Whitechapel the other day. I was just passing the entrance to celebrity urchin hangout The Rhythm Factory when I noticed that there was a private party taking place in the venue’s beer soaked bowels. A large colourful sign in the window pronounced the evening to be […]

The Poo Step

I would like the opportunity to wholeheartedly thank the gracious individual who took a dump upon my front step. What a wondrous feeling it was to exit my front door on a beautiful winter’s morning to step, slap dab, into human excrement. Oh, the joy I felt as I tried to scrap the vicious smelling […]