Tag Archives: NME Awards

Shock of the Liking

At the recent NME Awards shindig after show party I had an unusual experience in a toilet with Oasis singer and celebrity spitter Liam Gallagher. I was busily checking my make-up in the urinal mirror, discussing the joy of lipstick with The Cure’s Robert Smith, when there was a fracas and excitable activity in the […]

What Not To Do When Drunk No. 3897.5

When indie celebrities go mental at the NME Awards do not accept their invitation to party.
This will continue for four full days and nights and involve visits to salubrious clubs, pubs and brothels in the heart of seedy Soho and oh sooo trendy Hoxton. Partying for such lengths of time is so exhausting you have […]

Mobile World

I have recently returned from the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona. I had a fun time in the Spanish capital and took a sneaky peek at all the new mobile communication devices on show and lots more bling, init.
I managed to drink a lot of free technical booze and rub shoulders with many strange bespectacled […]