Is it just me or has cheese suddenly become very expensive? Apart from the excessive amount of bottles of wine, it is the most expensive item on my weekly shopping list. When did this happen? Is there an international cheese shortage that is being covered up? Has the cheese mountain finally collapsed?
A small block of […]
Big Arena Records is gearing up for the mother of all launch parties. To celebrate they are releasing the stunning Enormous album ‘Electric Baby Grand‘. This will be out in a few weeks and I am very excited.
To celebrate, the handsome genius singer songwriter Davy Lawrence is recording a series of podcasts, to be found […]
Napoleon Fantastic announced yesterday that his excellent classic guitar pop, hook-laden band Enormous are to play a gig. After a couple of years in limbo this brilliant band are back, with a vengeance. I am so excited that I have made a mess on myself.
An invitation to play bass was forwarded my way. I would […]
Napoleon Fantastic recently experienced a proud moment in relation to my good self. He is proud that I am now officially a model and will soon be seen in all my drag glory appearing in a professional calendar for next year.
I am proud that he is proud. We have come a long way to get […]
Now then Mr Fantastic, I do believe that someone has a birthday today. Could it be your good self? I think it is. Hooray!!!! Time to open a bottle of champagne and a bag of salted peanuts. Let’s jump up and down and issue primal screams. Run in circles and pat a hairy dog. Time […]
“Try it again Nelson, but this time try singing in tune and with more feeling.”
“I’m trying Nap, I just can’t get into it until I’ve had a drink.”
“You know it isn’t Miller time until four o’clock Nel, so just try your best.”
“This corset isn’t helping either, I can’t get a proper breath.”
“Loosen it up Nel […]
Readers of Jo Beaufoix’s brilliant blog will have seen her post yesterday. She wrote a rather emotional and heartfelt piece about Napoleon and the positive life-changing effect he has on people. I have to agree with her wholeheartedly (apart from the handsome bit). It was Napoleon who persuaded me to begin blogging and resurrect my […]
I’m going to cheat now and quote Napoleon’s brilliant blog - I am a bit drunk though xx:
“I have just uploaded a few rough mixes of some of the new songs then Nelson and I have been working on. Go to the Nelson Galaxy myspace site and have a listen.
“I hope you like what you […]
I love going to stay at Napoleon’s. It is such a brilliant contrast to that London. It’s peaceful and calm. You can walk down the street without having people constantly getting in your way or hassling you for money and fags or even trying to stab you. I know Napoleon is a little bored of […]
Well, hello there. Happy New Year.
I am back following an extensive couple of weeks recording in Napoleon’s studio. We are going to come up with a cracking album. I really enjoyed my time with Nap, sleeping in the studio with a bottle of vodka for company and various country walks, taking in sheep and small […]