Number 29: Man in Bed
It is another Friday night. It is midnight and you are rather drunken and bored. You can hear all those totties outside, clomping along in their high heels, laughing, having fun and looking for a bit of sexing. The light bulb of your mind springs to life and you decide to […]
Here are five things wot I have mostly been missing today and most days:
Family
Mountains
Sleep
A Lover
Alcohol. Yeah, especially alcohol. That’s all I need me. Lovely lovely alcohol. Mmmmmm……….
Did I mention alcohol?
On the Nelson hi-fi today:
Les Savy Fav – Let’s Stay Friends
I am on the brink of making a very big decision that will change my entire life. No, I am not planning on getting a sex change or a face transplant, although some would say I need one. I may be moving out of London to live in the East Midlands. This would put me […]
As part of my Christmas box I was delighted to receive a hot water bottle from my dear old mother. I have never had one before and thought it would be nice to get into bed on a cold winter’s eve and warm my cold weary feet. Luxury. Being far too poor to use the […]