I would like the opportunity to wholeheartedly thank the gracious individual who took a dump upon my front step. What a wondrous feeling it was to exit my front door on a beautiful winter’s morning to step, slap dab, into human excrement. Oh, the joy I felt as I tried to scrap the vicious smelling […]
Later today I will be off to the darkest, deepest reaches of Derbyshire, to enter the top class and brilliant recording studio of one of the UK’s best producer/sound engineers; one Napoleon Fantastic. However, before I get there I have the indignity of travelling on the National Express coach. This is always nothing less than […]
Another Prime Slice of Absolute Stupidity
No. 2. George Dawkins
Sitting near me in the office there is a girl of rather limited mental capabilities. She has the brilliant knack of saying really stupid things. Her chair was giving her postural problems so the company provided her with a specialist and intricate upright contraption to solve her […]
There is a little ratty man at work whom is quickly becoming my number one enemy. His name is Robby and he is a right git. What he is doing to me is tantamount to bullying. He is a short fellow with very close-cut curly hair and an ill-fitting suit, with garish pink shirts and […]