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What Not To Do When Drunk No. 13

October 13, 2008 – 12:49 pm

Cut your own hair.
Merrily chopping away at your long locks you will end up with a ridiculous and comical fringe. You do not want to leave your flat because everyone will laugh at you. They do. You cannot glue it back on but you will give it a go anyway.
Have you seen the drummer’s hair?

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Metal Hair

April 8, 2008 – 12:48 pm

“I bet you are really into heavy metal and rock Nelson.”
“I beg your pardon George. How could you possibly believe that?”
“Well, your hair. You have metal hair.”
“How dare you George, I do not.”
“You have the heavy rocker look about you Nel.”
“You have the look of Mr Razor Hat from James Bond.”
“What are you talking about?”
“You […]

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