Tag Archives: Elton John

Royal Eyes

April 24, 2008 – 12:25 pm

Pip and I have now experienced the look of royalty. Walking down Fleet Street yesterday, enjoying the beautiful spring sunshine, we were stopped in our tracks by a large number of police motorcycles. The mounted riders each had a tiny whistle, which they were blasting merrily away on like a song bird with tourettes.
We were […]

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Poor Little Queeny

November 8, 2007 – 10:33 pm

You’ve got to feel sorry for that Queen (not Elton John). First, She has to go into the Commons and read out a long speech, kindly written for Her by Gordon Brown. This is probably quite exhausting. She must have wanted to go back to Her palace, have a nice sit down, put Eastenders on […]

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