Wow, celebrities man, they are flipping maniac monsters dude. I thought I was a wild and crazy kind of guy but the unruly activities of various band members and singers last night pushed my drunken behaviour into irrelevance.
The Shockwaves NME Awards 2009 culminated in the throwing of burgers, beer and Champaign and this kind of […]
Last night marked the prestigious occasion that was the Glamour Magazine Awards 2008. Attendees included most of the Spice Girls, Lily Allen (who stole the limelight by virtue of having pink hair – now that’s talent), Kate Beckinsale (mmmm) and Dannii Minogue.
The winners were; Best Presenter for Fearne Cotton, Editor’s Special Award to Lily Allen […]
“She’s lovely Busby. Can you introduce me?”
“No Nelson, she’s taken.”
“Oh, come on. One look at me and she will be mine. Like that actress.”
“She called the police after you followed her home and put your little fireman through her letterbox.”
“Misunderstanding. Just introduce me.”
“She’s the girlfriend of a footballer, Nel, you don’t stand a chance.”
“Who?”
“Teddy Sheringham.”
“Never […]