Tag Archives: Birthday

Punch Up in a Pub

Well the inevitable happened on Friday night. The intake of alcohol led to violence and we all went home feeling rather depressed.
It went wrong when big-haired platform boot-wearing glam rocker Bazzy Trash began subjecting gay psychopath Harry the Hat to his torturous jolly japery. Bazzy was awestruck by Harry’s filthy werewolf mask and would not […]

You Coming?

Are you? You must come strictly whilst dancing. It is my pre-birthday drinky-poos this eve and I am cordially inviting you along. Go on. You could do with a fun night out.
You can meet up with me from 3.30 and buy me lots of alchyhol, oh alchyhol. Why so early? Because I’m hardcore baby. All […]

Birthday B’Stard

It’s my birthday on Monday. 21 again, can you believe it? Tonight are my birthday drinks. Please come along, you may even enjoy yourself. There will be spastic dancing, singing and possibly a visit to the hospital.
Join me anytime after 6.00 in the White Hart on Cornwall Road, near Waterloo Station.
These are not eligible excuses:
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