Tag Archives: Arctic Monkeys

Brilliant or Bland?

The debate rages. As Coldplay release their new album ‘Viva La Vida’ pundits and music lovers around the globe are asking:
“Coldplay…brilliant or bland?”
The answer: Bland…very bland….really really bland….dishwater bland.
Alan McGee, the former head man of Creation Records, once described the band as ‘beans on toast music’. Rather apt, I think.
Oh, definitely bland.
On the Nelson hi-fi […]

Doves and Monkeys

I saw a tribe of moneys in central London yesterday. I admit that I often have a little difficulty discerning most humans from base primates but these were the real thing. (‘The Bass Primates – great name for a band’ – funked-up Ed.)
They were clinging to the side of the Unilever building near Blackfriars Bridge. The […]