A quick message of heartfelt thanks goes out to the couple who live in the flat above mine. Just after midnight they generously took the brave decision to have a party; a party that ran from late Monday night until six am Tuesday morning. What a fabulous idea and I am so happy they shared […]
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I have not slept for the last two nights. I feel sick and have started hallucinating. My temper is now so short that if anyone so much as smells me I’ll have ‘em. Oh boy, pumped up on caffeine and sugar I think my eyes are about to pop out of their sockets. Boy […]
“Alright sir?”
“Erm.. Not really I’m in a really bad mood. You?”
“I’m brilliant. Do you have a minute sir?”
“No I don’t, sorry.”
“It will only take a minute.”
“For what?”
“To tell you about how you can sponsor me to help this brilliant charity.”
“I’m not interested thank you.”
“Only a minute sir.”
“Leave me alone.”
“There’s no need to be rude sir.”
“Which […]