Are the rapidly enlarging and engorged bags and sacks underneath both my eyes due to aging? Or are they due to panic, intense anxiety, stress, acute paranoia, clinical depression, alcoholism and sleepless nights?
Maybe it is both reasons. Oh, what a shame.
Just lately I have been mostly feeling like a failure and a loser. I have been betrayed and used. I am sick of being a pathetic victim. I am presently carrying out an isolationist policy, that way I cannot be hurt. However, revenge will be sweet, a dish best served hot and spicy. Tether, end […]
It was fun but there was no rest, none at all. Does that make me wicked?
Yesterday was the day I went post-Easter cold turkey and boy was it rough. I still feel particularly delicate right now. Why these unpleasant feelings of tiredness, paranoia and pain? Well, I have been drinking solidly and rapidly for five […]
It’s break time. Cor blimey governor, I am very much looking forward to my days over the Easter Bank Holiday weekend that I have graciously been allowed to take off.
I am in no way a religious man, in fact I am a devout atheist, but I thank that there non-existent God and his little helper […]
I can report, with joy in my heart, that my jacket and wallet combination has been returned unharmed.
Young Nelson is very much a happy little bunny. Both items have been retrieved from the Crown Plaza Hotel on New Bridge Road, near Blackfriars. I would like to thank them for keeping the property of a very […]
Well, it is the Monday after the Friday before. As mentioned in my previous post I was off out to a corporate drinking event. Unfortunately, poor little Nelson made a bit of a fool of himself. I was sooo drunk. I still have a hangover now. The last time I was that drunk was the […]
It is the corporate Christmas Party tonight. “But it is February,” I hear you protest. That’s right. The company, in its ongoing efforts to penny pinch, is to engage in its festive activities during the cheapest and most depressing of months. There will be free beer for half an hour and some complimentary chips and […]
Well, it was bound to happen and it cheers me up no end. Someone in the office has made an official complaint against me. I do not know the nature of this complaint or who has made it. However, I certainly have my suspicions.
There is a certain young female in the office that has made […]
According to leading psychologists today is officially ‘Blue Monday’. This is the day when general doom and gloom is at its most acute following the festivities of Christmas.
Psychologists have chosen this particular day using a formula that takes into account the amount time since Christmas, debt, the weather - raining, low motivational levels, time since […]
This year I have mostly been thinking, “If you hate it so much then find a new one.”