I’ve managed to give myself a number of severe razor cuts. I have red, bleeding sores all over my chin and have sliced a part of my lip off. I did this a few days ago but it still has not healed and is continuing to bleed every time I speak. It would not be […]
It’s your birthday drinks, looking forward for a few people coming out. None of them do - that’s OK you hate em all anyway. There are some new people - they don’t quite understand your hatred of the company.
This is genuinly the 2nd time this has happened: One of my collegues comes out of the […]
It’s Friday night. You’ve had a good few pints with your friends and you’ve finished off the majority of a bottle of red at home. Why not switch your computer on and log onto your Facebook page? Go on.
Now find all the attractive girls that you work with, make friends with them and tell them […]
It’s Halloween.
It seems to have totally passed me by. Is this an age thing? Jo, I bet your young uns are going crazy for that sweet candy. Is it a London thing? Everyone is far too cool to bother having a good time. I know Napoleon is having a hard time in his small village, […]