I returned to my flat to discover the front door ajar. I live alone so this was a real shock. I had a terrible sinking feeling of dismay and trepidation as my sphincter shrank to the size of a pea. I have been burgled before and I can assure you that it is a horrible […]
“No, I really enjoy the job. It’s relaxed and the work is quite interesting. I like all the people I work with. I can get away with turning up half an hour late and then leave early. It’s the best job I’ve had. I spend all day surfing the internet and get paid for it. […]
Napoleon Fantastic recently experienced a proud moment in relation to my good self. He is proud that I am now officially a model and will soon be seen in all my drag glory appearing in a professional calendar for next year.
I am proud that he is proud. We have come a long way to get […]
I guess it’s time to let the cat out of the bag and then spill some beans on it. So have you all been on tender hooks not knowing what occurred on Friday? (“No!” - honest Ed). Well, I will now tell you. One Mr Galaxy attended his first professional photo shoot.
It was a full […]
Well, my fears and worries about the events of Friday proved to be totally unfounded. I had one of the best days of my life. It was so much fun, it was brilliant. I am not yet going to tell you what I did, you can keep guessing, but it was fairly momentous (for me […]
Something is happening tomorrow, something major. I am not telling you what it is yet. It is an adventure whereby I need to be one hundred percent fit and healthy. Not much to ask, I am fit and healthy and only suffer from colds a couple of times a year.
So what are the major things […]
Today marks the day I bid a fond farewell to the two Steffans. They are to return to their German homeland this evening, back to strudel and raw bacon. They have seen what I do and seem very impressed, as they should be. Their maudlin dead eyes expressed genuine appreciation.
I shook each of their hands, […]
Today, my company had a visit from our German affiliates in the form of two Steffans. I was required to give my usual enthusiastic talk about the brilliant product I manage (in truth I really don’t give a rat’s arse pop pickers). The two Steffans listened and even asked a number of pertinent questions.
They are […]
Celebrities Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse have stepped up to support one of their favourite London pubs. The George Tavern, on Commercial Road in Stepney, is a traditional East End boozer and is an establishment where I have imbibed on a number of occasions; it is only ten minutes away from where I live. There […]