Recently a woman successfully sued a footwear manufacturer for damages. She was wearing her new pair of high glamour shoes and the heel snapped off. This led to her losing her balance and breaking her ankle. The brake was so severe she needed surgery and metal pins were placed in her bones, ruining a budding […]
“Hello Mr Garazy, I need you keys for flat.”
“Hi Mr Chan, what do you mean?”
“I need you keys so I can get in you flat.”
“Why do you need to get into my flat?”
“I want me looky round you flat.”
“Why?”
“Just want looky round.”
“There must be a reason.”
“Just give me key I check.”
“Check what?”
“JUST GIVE ME KEY.”
“I’m […]
It was with intense trepidation that I walked up to the gates outside work for my confrontation with the sex pest. I was stood in the spitting rain, with only a couple of smokers for company. I decided to give the pest five minutes and then I would return to my desk, settled in the […]
I had to face George this morning and tell him I am not prepared to play any part in his sick Paul Young cover versions band. As he stood before me in his tinsel wig and bowler hat I saw a little white tear form at the corner of his eye. His head was lowered […]
I returned to my flat to discover the front door ajar. I live alone so this was a real shock. I had a terrible sinking feeling of dismay and trepidation as my sphincter shrank to the size of a pea. I have been burgled before and I can assure you that it is a horrible […]
“No, I really enjoy the job. It’s relaxed and the work is quite interesting. I like all the people I work with. I can get away with turning up half an hour late and then leave early. It’s the best job I’ve had. I spend all day surfing the internet and get paid for it. […]
Napoleon Fantastic recently experienced a proud moment in relation to my good self. He is proud that I am now officially a model and will soon be seen in all my drag glory appearing in a professional calendar for next year.
I am proud that he is proud. We have come a long way to get […]
I guess it’s time to let the cat out of the bag and then spill some beans on it. So have you all been on tender hooks not knowing what occurred on Friday? (“No!” - honest Ed). Well, I will now tell you. One Mr Galaxy attended his first professional photo shoot.
It was a full […]
Well, my fears and worries about the events of Friday proved to be totally unfounded. I had one of the best days of my life. It was so much fun, it was brilliant. I am not yet going to tell you what I did, you can keep guessing, but it was fairly momentous (for me […]