It is only a matter of days before I am visiting Napoleon Fantastic. We will be spending a whole week in his studio, laying down tunes for my new all electric balls-out album. There be a pitched battle with the urge to drink booze and it shall make Napoleon feel rather ill - post-drunk. It […]
Wow, what an appalling day at work. One of the worst I can remember. I’ve made a big decision. I’m gonna hand in my notice and leave. I really have had enough; I’m taken for granted, overworked and paid a pittance. I find it despicable to have to apologise to clients for having a few […]
It’s Halloween.
It seems to have totally passed me by. Is this an age thing? Jo, I bet your young uns are going crazy for that sweet candy. Is it a London thing? Everyone is far too cool to bother having a good time. I know Napoleon is having a hard time in his small village, […]
I literally time travelled yesterday. Yeah! It was brilliant. One moment all my clocks said 1pm and 15 minutes later they all said 12.15. I’d travelled an hour into the past. I don’t think it was just me either – the whole country partook in it’s own temporal back step. It made me feel a […]
Please join me in wishing Pip a very happy birthday. He has hit the big three O and is feeling rather depressed about it. I’ve still got a few years to go yet so I have no idea how he’s feeling. Hee hee.
Pip has always been old at heart. He doesn’t like any of that […]