When indie celebrities go mental at the NME Awards do not accept their invitation to party.
This will continue for four full days and nights and involve visits to salubrious clubs, pubs and brothels in the heart of seedy Soho and oh sooo trendy Hoxton. Partying for such lengths of time is so exhausting you have […]
Wow, celebrities man, they are flipping maniac monsters dude. I thought I was a wild and crazy kind of guy but the unruly activities of various band members and singers last night pushed my drunken behaviour into irrelevance.
The Shockwaves NME Awards 2009 culminated in the throwing of burgers, beer and Champaign and this kind of […]
Tonight I shall be heading off to Brixton Academy to attend the Shockwaves NME Awards 2009, the glamorous indie gift giving, drinking and debauchery celebration. Will I see you there? I sure hope so. I still have not decided on my outfit but I can assure you it will be overblown, outrageous, glamorous non-wearable and […]
Whey hey girlfriends and the rest. Sorry I didn’t see you all at the Brits but Brandon Flowers wanted to see this pic - What can I do? Love you all xxx
There is an advert jingle on Sky News which plays continuously throughout the day. Because the television is placed next to my left ear I hear this jingle multiple times. It is quite catchy and I have been singing along. The ditty is now implanted within my bonce.
The tune is connected with a Sky News […]
It is the corporate Christmas Party tonight. “But it is February,” I hear you protest. That’s right. The company, in its ongoing efforts to penny pinch, is to engage in its festive activities during the cheapest and most depressing of months. There will be free beer for half an hour and some complimentary chips and […]
The website for the band Enormous, the world’s best edgy, hook-laden guitar pop group, has been redesigned, and indeed reloaded. Skip on over there and read main man Davy Lawrence’s description of the new Enormous album ‘Lust and Loathing at the Tender Heart’.
Davy explains that the songs are, “Personal portraits and saucy little vignettes about […]
Rumours of my premature demise circulated in the national press and various celebrity websites have been greatly exaggerated. I recently enjoyed a little break over the Christmas period to spend some time with family, imbibe far too much booze, eat more than my own body weight, record a couple of classic tunes and recharge my […]
You may have noticed that my usual (almost) daily postings have been rather thin on the ground as of late. I apologise. This is due to the Christmas slump, a vicious little entity, which affected me rather badly this time last year. What this means is that I have had little or no time to […]