Category Archives: Friends

Hats Off To Harry

I recently met up with my bear outfit wearing friend Barry Barrington. We met in the notorious gangster watering hole The Blind Beggar. I wanted to establish how he succeeded in hijacking my website and posting a number of inane blogs. He has been a very naughty bear and I wanted to chastise him.
Before we […]

Favourites

“What’s your favourite flag?”
“George, I do not have a favourite flag and I really have no time,  interest or inclination in discussing this.”
“You must have a favourite flag Nelson. Mine is the Bolivian one.”
“Stop asking me stupid questions George, next you’ll ask me what my favourite train is.”
“What’s your favourite train? Mine is the Blue […]

Exhibition

I am making an exhibition of myself.
That’s right. My portrait will be plastered all over the walls of a trendy central London café bar. The First Out Cafe Bar on Giles High Street (WC2) is exhibiting a collection of images by Northern Stars, the collaboration between photographer Nadia Attura and stylist Laura Steel (Mercury).
On show […]

Beary Barrington

Let me explain.
I was hijacked. Barry Barrington took advantage of me whilst I was trapped under a landslide of work and rubble. He infiltrated my website. I apologise if he upset anybody, he usually does because that is his main skill. He is a drunk and a disgrace and an embarrassment.
I met Barry a couple […]

Angel Interceptor

I recently received a rather unexpected email in my inbox from my dear friend Busby. He is presently residing in New York on a year long work placement thingy – all games design and software manipulation. His news was shocking; this kind of adventure never happens to him. He is a changed man. It got […]

The Bard’s Tragedy

A number of my closest friends and I were recently invited to a party. It was billed as a “Wear a Fancy Dress” party. I am always up for one of these and they are becoming increasingly popular in that London. We all trotted off to a pub on the South Bank, called the Founders […]

Cro-Magnon with a Magnum

I was rather upset to discover that my good buddy Busby is moving to New York. He will be on a six month placement as a games designer for a popular entertainment software company. He is rather nervous about this geographical displacement. Busby has never visited the States before and he is under the impression […]

George’s Marvellous Medicine

I had another rather odd conversation in the office kitchen with George. His twisted imagination has envisioned another bizarre invention. He presently has his little wonky eye on a certain pretty young girl and will do anything to impress her. He has already made her some nettle soup and left it on her desk and […]

Manhole

I had a night out with my gay friend Pedro the other night. I have known Pedro for a couple of years and he is a really nice bloke; mild mannered, intelligent and a little shy and inhibited. However, once he has imbibed a few ales he becomes overly camp, gesticulating wildly and grabbing men’s […]

Holidayz

This shall be my last post for a while. I am off up north to stay with Napoleon for a few days. We shall record some podcasts for your aural pleasure. I suspect we may also get a little drunk for our pleasure (well mine, I don’t think Nap enjoys drinking anymore). Keep an ear […]