Walking down The Cut the other day I saw what appeared to be a mental person swerving straight for me, as they do. Upon closer inspection I realised it was my friend and sexy man actor Jude Law.
He was hardly recognisable, with wild hair, dirty and crumpled clothes and mad bloodshot eyes. He was obviously […]
Wow, celebrities man, they are flipping maniac monsters dude. I thought I was a wild and crazy kind of guy but the unruly activities of various band members and singers last night pushed my drunken behaviour into irrelevance.
The Shockwaves NME Awards 2009 culminated in the throwing of burgers, beer and Champaign and this kind of […]
Whey hey girlfriends and the rest. Sorry I didn’t see you all at the Brits but Brandon Flowers wanted to see this pic - What can I do? Love you all xxx
I am consumed by love and good feeling. Thank you all for your amazing sexy and loving messages - they are appreciated and will be reciprocated. Kissy Kissy.
This very evening I shall be waiting with door open and legs akimbo for a sexy visitation.
Here’s a special treat of sexy Nelson - look, no top and […]
I admit it is not like me to post pictures of myself on my blog but I have done so – see below. Why this blatant self-exhibition? Because I feel like it people. These are not particularly complimentary pictures and they are of me as my plain male drab self, no drag going on here […]
The website for the band Enormous, the world’s best edgy, hook-laden guitar pop group, has been redesigned, and indeed reloaded. Skip on over there and read main man Davy Lawrence’s description of the new Enormous album ‘Lust and Loathing at the Tender Heart’.
Davy explains that the songs are, “Personal portraits and saucy little vignettes about […]
A kiss is not a contract but it is very nice, very, very nice.
So please remember that you sexy ladies of the world. Stand ready, legs akimbo and pucker up mother lovers.
Well the inevitable happened on Friday night. The intake of alcohol led to violence and we all went home feeling rather depressed.
It went wrong when big-haired platform boot-wearing glam rocker Bazzy Trash began subjecting gay psychopath Harry the Hat to his torturous jolly japery. Bazzy was awestruck by Harry’s filthy werewolf mask and would not […]