Celebrity method actor and Batman star Christian Bale has been bailed by police following his arrest over allegations he assaulted his mother and sister. The Welsh born actor denies the allegations, which supposedly took place in a suite at London’s Dorchester Hotel on Sunday.
Bale was in London to promote the latest instalment of the Batman […]
I am on the brink of making a very big decision that will change my entire life. No, I am not planning on getting a sex change or a face transplant, although some would say I need one. I may be moving out of London to live in the East Midlands. This would put me […]
Hello, I am back. I returned from the idyllic leafy confines of Napoleon’s little village last week. We had a brilliant time and I wish I was back there again. I could easily exchange the dirt, noise and loonies of London for family, nice food and conversation. Maybe soon.
You will hopefully be very happy to […]
This shall be my last post for a while. I am off up north to stay with Napoleon for a few days. We shall record some podcasts for your aural pleasure. I suspect we may also get a little drunk for our pleasure (well mine, I don’t think Nap enjoys drinking anymore). Keep an ear […]
I know it is very rude to just copy and paste someone else’s blog post but this one is about me. I apologise to Napoleon but I love his writing and you really do need to pop over to Big Arena Records and check out his podcasts. Or popcasts, as they should be known.
This is […]
I implore you to visit the Big Arena Records website and listen to some of the amazing, nay, astounding, podcasts by one Davy ‘Jet Plane’ Lawrence, aka Napoleon Fantastic. Your ears will weep with joy and you may have yourself a little sex wee.
Davy will be posting the ‘casts on a weekly basis, leading up […]
I returned to my flat to discover the front door ajar. I live alone so this was a real shock. I had a terrible sinking feeling of dismay and trepidation as my sphincter shrank to the size of a pea. I have been burgled before and I can assure you that it is a horrible […]
At last, I have shifted my Christmas weight gain. Over a week and a half in late December I ate copious amounts of lovely festive food. I did this at my mother’s and at Chez Napoleon. I managed to gain a stone and felt obese and very disappointed with myself. Small children were laughing and […]
Now then Mr Fantastic, I do believe that someone has a birthday today. Could it be your good self? I think it is. Hooray!!!! Time to open a bottle of champagne and a bag of salted peanuts. Let’s jump up and down and issue primal screams. Run in circles and pat a hairy dog. Time […]
I was flicking through the TV channels on Saturday morning to, unexpectedly, come across live coverage of Mansfield Town on BBC1’s Match of the Day. They were playing Middlesbrough in the FA Cup. I know it is very unusual for me to write about any kind of sport, never mind football. I admit, I am […]