Recently, on the brilliant blog-tastic website of my good buddy and probable big brother Napoleon Fantastic, there was an excellent gag about the new Obama family dog. He titled his small piece on the subject Bo Selected, Bo being the name of the 6-month-old Portuguese Water Dog. I found this to be very comical, capricious […]
According to leading psychologists today is officially ‘Blue Monday’. This is the day when general doom and gloom is at its most acute following the festivities of Christmas.
Psychologists have chosen this particular day using a formula that takes into account the amount time since Christmas, debt, the weather - raining, low motivational levels, time since […]
Rumours of my premature demise circulated in the national press and various celebrity websites have been greatly exaggerated. I recently enjoyed a little break over the Christmas period to spend some time with family, imbibe far too much booze, eat more than my own body weight, record a couple of classic tunes and recharge my […]
Here are five things wot I have mostly been missing today and most days:
Family
Mountains
Sleep
A Lover
Alcohol. Yeah, especially alcohol. That’s all I need me. Lovely lovely alcohol. Mmmmmm……….
Did I mention alcohol?
On the Nelson hi-fi today:
Les Savy Fav – Let’s Stay Friends
I have just invented a new game, yowzers and yee haw.
It is called the Fabulous Five Fingered Family Favourite Film Fantasy Fun.
What you have to do is come up with a description of your favourite film in just five words or less, a bit like a tagline. You need to condense the whole plot into […]
Just to pre-warn you - I shall soon be taking a short and well deserved break. I am off to visit my family in the East Midlands. The original trip was meant to coincide with a performance by the mighty Enormous but that gig was cancelled at the last minute by the powers that be. […]
Celebrity method actor and Batman star Christian Bale has been bailed by police following his arrest over allegations he assaulted his mother and sister. The Welsh born actor denies the allegations, which supposedly took place in a suite at London’s Dorchester Hotel on Sunday.
Bale was in London to promote the latest instalment of the Batman […]
I am on the brink of making a very big decision that will change my entire life. No, I am not planning on getting a sex change or a face transplant, although some would say I need one. I may be moving out of London to live in the East Midlands. This would put me […]
Hello, I am back. I returned from the idyllic leafy confines of Napoleon’s little village last week. We had a brilliant time and I wish I was back there again. I could easily exchange the dirt, noise and loonies of London for family, nice food and conversation. Maybe soon.
You will hopefully be very happy to […]
This shall be my last post for a while. I am off up north to stay with Napoleon for a few days. We shall record some podcasts for your aural pleasure. I suspect we may also get a little drunk for our pleasure (well mine, I don’t think Nap enjoys drinking anymore). Keep an ear […]