Nelson Galaxy

Tonight I shall be heading off to Brixton Academy to attend the Shockwaves NME Awards 2009, the glamorous indie gift giving, drinking and debauchery celebration. Will I see you there? I sure hope so. I still have not decided on my outfit but I can assure you it will be overblown, outrageous, glamorous non-wearable and totally unacceptable.

I am planning on imbibing copious amount of free balmy fluid. This could easily lead to my dancing topless on the Kings of Leon’s table before I urinate on Matt Bellamy’s shoes – let’s face it, he deserves it with his little face and silly guitar. Check the gutter press tomorrow to see paparazzi snaps of me lying in a gutter, dress up over my head and Liam Gallagher gobbing on me.

My good friend Vanny is going to be in attendance - high above on the guest’s balcony. She is so excited about seeing The Cure that she had a special wet moment during my rendition of Boys Don’t Cry.

The 2009 nominations include:

Best British Band supported by Sockwaves
• Donovans of Trash
• Enormous
• The Lost Shadow Poppets
• NOasis
• Le Radioheads

Best International Band supported by all4music
• Crystal Cattles
• The Killer Killers
• Kings Of Leroy
• MGMT
• Vampires Weekender

Best Solo Artist
• Ladyhawker
• Laura Merlin
• Light Speeding Champion
• Nelson Galaxy

Best New Band supported by Branch
• Donovans of Trash
• Enormous
• GlasgoVegas
• Late Of The Prom
• Vampires Weekender
• White Tights

Best Live Band supported by Red Strips
• Enormous
• The Killer Killers
• Kings Of Leroy
• Nelson Galaxy and the Donovans of Trash
• Le Radioheads

Best Album supported by HMV
• Enormous – Lust and Loathing at the Tender Heart
• GlasgoVegas – GlasgoVegas
• The Killer Killers – Day & Rape
• Kings Of Leroy – Only Buy The Nighty
• Nelson Galaxy and the Donovans of Trash – Idiot Fever

Best Track supported by NME Radio1
• Enormous – “The Girl Who Turned Into Herself”
• Kings Of Leroy – “Sex On Legs”
• The Lost Shadow Poppets – “The Age Of The Misunderstanding”
• MGMT – “Time To Pretend You’re Dead”
• Nelson Galaxy and the Donovans of Trash – “Making an Effort”
• The Tingle Tings – “That’s Not My Name, I Think”
• Vampires Weekender – “A-Plonker”

Best TV Show
• Crap-a-Doodle-Do
• Gavin & Lacy
• The SHIT Crowd
• The Mighty Blush Up
• Never You Mind The Buzzcocks Sonny

Best Film
• The Dark Kira Knightly
• Lucky Lacy Lady
• Question Of Sport
• Twatlight
• Wall-Y

Best DVD
• Kaizer Chefs – Alive in a Hot Kitchen
• Mouse – HAARP Player
• Shits – Live Shits
• Snow Monkeys – On The Apollo 13

Hero Of The Year
• Ballacks Obama Bin Laden
• Brendon Flower
• Napoleon Fantastic
• Nelson Galaxy

Villain Of The Year
• Army Warehouse
• Bob Hoggett
• George Bush
• Pete Doherty

Best Dressed
• Alexei Chong
• Brendon Flower
• Nelson Galaxy
• Noel Fields

Worst Dressed
• Army Warehouse
• Brendon Flower
• Jonty Burrell
• Napoleon Fantastic

Sexiest Male
• Carl Balzac
• Keith
• Napoleon Fantastic
• Nelson Galaxy

Sexiest Female
• Alison Moshhart
• Kate Adie
• Lucky Lee
• Nelson Galaxy

Best Website
• EnormousReloaded.com
• Misplace
• NapoleonFantastic.com
• NelsonGalaxy.com
• YouTub

Godlike Genius Award - The Cure

Yeah, alright I took some liberties but never you mind about that, my spell check may be playing up too.

Just wait, next year I’ll be coming in your ears . . . . literally.