I admit it is not like me to post pictures of myself on my blog but I have done so – see below. Why this blatant self-exhibition? Because I feel like it people. These are not particularly complimentary pictures and they are of me as my plain male drab self, no drag going on here baby – maybe another day.
They were taken during the corporate drinking expedition which I recently experienced and blogged about. Look at ‘em, go on - you can see how drunk I was; you can palpably smell the evil booze fumes. These have already done the rounds on Facebook and Twitter and Wiki. I have not asked for permission to use any of them so if you appear or you took them (I hope you know who you are because I don’t) and want me to remove then please ask and I will do the needful.
Below are five reasons why one should not take advantage of copious amounts of free alcohol:

Beautiful Icelandic princess and hip-hop guru Nanna with an uncomfortable sneary Nelson.

Nanna and Nelson give it to The Man. Which Man? Any fricking Man.

A cuddle with the one and only Pip. Scream for victory boy but get your hand off my botty.

Nelson, a man and Pip – who can really pull off that village idiot look. Cool as fluff.

I was so drunk I made peoples’ faces melt.
Well, I hope you enjoyed these photographs because I sure didn’t.
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That sure is some weird-looking friends you got there, Nelson. No wonder you were so ‘drunk’.
All of my friends are weird-looking - it’s the only way to stop me standing out so much.
Are you standing out or are you just pleased to see me?
Standing out.