The Relief of the Long Lost Wallet

I can report, with joy in my heart, that my jacket and wallet combination has been returned unharmed.

Young Nelson is very much a happy little bunny. Both items have been retrieved from the Crown Plaza Hotel on New Bridge Road, near Blackfriars. I would like to thank them for keeping the property of a very drunk man – one that was so drunk he stepped out into minus temperatures wearing only a thin blouse.

I will not drink again. Well, not today anyway.
 

4 Comments

  1. Posted February 12, 2009 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    Well done, old boy. Another drunken disaster successfully dealt with. Until the next time, adieu!

  2. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted February 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    There will not be a next time. Oh yeah, there will be won’t there? What will it be this time?

  3. Posted February 24, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    Who can say, who can say?

  4. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted February 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    As long as it doesn’t involve broken bones, glass, guts and heavy metal.

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