I can report, with joy in my heart, that my jacket and wallet combination has been returned unharmed.
Young Nelson is very much a happy little bunny. Both items have been retrieved from the Crown Plaza Hotel on New Bridge Road, near Blackfriars. I would like to thank them for keeping the property of a very drunk man – one that was so drunk he stepped out into minus temperatures wearing only a thin blouse.
I will not drink again. Well, not today anyway.
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Well done, old boy. Another drunken disaster successfully dealt with. Until the next time, adieu!
There will not be a next time. Oh yeah, there will be won’t there? What will it be this time?
Who can say, who can say?
As long as it doesn’t involve broken bones, glass, guts and heavy metal.