Monthly Archives: February 2009

Give Me The Cure

Wow, celebrities man, they are flipping maniac monsters dude. I thought I was a wild and crazy kind of guy but the unruly activities of various band members and singers last night pushed my drunken behaviour into irrelevance.
The Shockwaves NME Awards 2009 culminated in the throwing of burgers, beer and Champaign and this kind of […]

Enemy Awards

Tonight I shall be heading off to Brixton Academy to attend the Shockwaves NME Awards 2009, the glamorous indie gift giving, drinking and debauchery celebration. Will I see you there? I sure hope so. I still have not decided on my outfit but I can assure you it will be overblown, outrageous, glamorous non-wearable and […]

Bumbag Millionaire

The main event of the last 24 hours was the 81st Academy Awards. Notable winners include Sean Penn, Heath Ledger, Penelope Cruz and Kate Winslet (with the whistling dad). The majority of statuettes were awarded to British/Indian production Slumdog Millionaire, including Best Film and Best Director.
I met Danny Boyle years ago. He seemed like a […]

Bang Bang

Whey hey girlfriends and the rest. Sorry I didn’t see you all at the Brits but Brandon Flowers wanted to see this pic - What can I do? Love you all xxx

Mobile World

I have recently returned from the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona. I had a fun time in the Spanish capital and took a sneaky peek at all the new mobile communication devices on show and lots more bling, init.
I managed to drink a lot of free technical booze and rub shoulders with many strange bespectacled […]

Cobbles

I have recently discovered that my block of flats, and much of the surrounding area, is now an official conservation zone. It was my opinion that my little part of East London was in severe physical, economic and humanistic decline but it appears that the Mile End Road part of Stepney is quite a desired […]

Napoleon Time

I give out my heartfelt and brotherly love to the one and only Napoleon “Davy Lawrence” Fantastic. It’s his birthday. I have to offer a bit of sympathy - the poor man is in his mid-30s. Oh well, it happens to us all.
Happy Birthday Bro xxx

Valentine Time

I am consumed by love and good feeling. Thank you all for your amazing sexy and loving messages - they are appreciated and will be reciprocated. Kissy Kissy.
This very evening I shall be waiting with door open and legs akimbo for a sexy visitation.
Here’s a special treat of sexy Nelson - look, no top and […]

French Toast

There is an advert jingle on Sky News which plays continuously throughout the day. Because the television is placed next to my left ear I hear this jingle multiple times. It is quite catchy and I have been singing along. The ditty is now implanted within my bonce.
The tune is connected with a Sky News […]

The Evidence

I admit it is not like me to post pictures of myself on my blog but I have done so – see below. Why this blatant self-exhibition? Because I feel like it people. These are not particularly complimentary pictures and they are of me as my plain male drab self, no drag going on here […]