Number 29: Man in Bed
It is another Friday night. It is midnight and you are rather drunken and bored. You can hear all those totties outside, clomping along in their high heels, laughing, having fun and looking for a bit of sexing. The light bulb of your mind springs to life and you decide to […]
Well, it was bound to happen and it cheers me up no end. Someone in the office has made an official complaint against me. I do not know the nature of this complaint or who has made it. However, I certainly have my suspicions.
There is a certain young female in the office that has made […]
The website for the band Enormous, the world’s best edgy, hook-laden guitar pop group, has been redesigned, and indeed reloaded. Skip on over there and read main man Davy Lawrence’s description of the new Enormous album ‘Lust and Loathing at the Tender Heart’.
Davy explains that the songs are, “Personal portraits and saucy little vignettes about […]
According to leading psychologists today is officially ‘Blue Monday’. This is the day when general doom and gloom is at its most acute following the festivities of Christmas.
Psychologists have chosen this particular day using a formula that takes into account the amount time since Christmas, debt, the weather - raining, low motivational levels, time since […]
In the few months before the release of the new Star Trek film I am trying to watch a number of episodes of the Original Series, or TOS if you prefer. One I watched recently was called Friday’s Child. It was an average episode about the crew of the Enterprise becoming entangled in a planet’s […]
Rumours of my premature demise circulated in the national press and various celebrity websites have been greatly exaggerated. I recently enjoyed a little break over the Christmas period to spend some time with family, imbibe far too much booze, eat more than my own body weight, record a couple of classic tunes and recharge my […]