What Not to do When Drunk No. 58

No. 58: The Nasty Little Gate

Hey, why not drink copious amounts of alcohol from morning to eve, including beer, wine and whiskey, and then attempt to leap over a miniature gate? It will maliciously jump up and catch your feet. The ensuing head cracking, rib bruising fall will really hurt, leaving you cut and battered and bleeding. But you are drunk so you do not really care.

I do not blame the drink though, how can I? It is my friend. No, I blame the high heels and tight skirt.

This entry was written by Nelson Galaxy, posted on November 27, 2008 at 12:48 pm, filed under Drinking and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

3 Comments

  1. Napoleon Fantastic
    Posted November 28, 2008 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    I blame the government. No, the drink.

  2. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted November 28, 2008 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    I blame you. Actually, I only blame myself.

  3. Jo Beaufoix
    Posted December 1, 2008 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    I blame the gate. I bet it jumped out deliberately. Tsk.

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