Well the inevitable happened on Friday night. The intake of alcohol led to violence and we all went home feeling rather depressed.
It went wrong when big-haired platform boot-wearing glam rocker Bazzy Trash began subjecting gay psychopath Harry the Hat to his torturous jolly japery. Bazzy was awestruck by Harry’s filthy werewolf mask and would not stop poking his lit lighter into the old sailor’s waxy face. This went on for around two hours.
Also, Bazzy thought it a fun plan to see if he could stack his empty pint glasses on top of each other until the precarious monument came smashing down, showering us all with shards of glass.
It all ended with Harry using his H.A.T. hand to smash Bazzy to the glass encrusted floor, unable to keep his balance in his stack platform boots. Harry then attempted to strangle him whereupon the police arrived to cart them both away in their big panda van.
Still, beautiful up and coming fetish S&M star Saffron Gimpmasque was getting rather friendly with handsome but blue-mouthed Mr P. Ennis.
Me? I went home alone and watched Dead Set, which I rather enjoyed. But then I was drunk.
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Did you see Pip? Did he squeak?