Nelson Galaxy

Are you? You must come strictly whilst dancing. It is my pre-birthday drinky-poos this eve and I am cordially inviting you along. Go on. You could do with a fun night out.

You can meet up with me from 3.30 and buy me lots of alchyhol, oh alchyhol. Why so early? Because I’m hardcore baby. All my chums will be there - Filthy Phil, Barry Barrington, Pip, George, Birkoloid, Harry the Hat, Dick Cave, Rodman Hard Sausage, Vanny, P. Ennis, Bazzy Trash, Saffron Gimpmasque and Jiz.

So be there or be . . . urm . . . not there. Where? There! Oh, sorry, where? White Hart, Cornwall Road, SE1 - near Waterloo.

See you later melon farmers.