What utter Baracks. Obama has done it then. Senator Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States. It is an historic victory that is being heralded as ‘A New Dawn’. All aboard the victory bus as we do the dance of power and kick the future in the head. So, is this history?
You may not know this but Obama will be the first black US President. Quite an achievement me thinks. Just to show how momentous an occasion this is the poo-for-brains CEO of my company just made an interesting piece of social commentary. The blonde-haired scrunchy faced imbecile just exited her alcove and proclaimed to the whole office, “Did he do it then? That bloke? Black Obama, did he win?” See what I have to deal with? Respect in the workplace and all that.
I will miss that other prime idiot – Double U Bush. The stuff that came out of that man’s mouth is the stuff of comedy legend. Why do people with one brain cell and no morals end up in positions of power? Do they rule the world or summat? Surely, it was all a joke? No it wasn’t and don’t call me Shirley.
Now there is a black president when will there be a cross-dressing president? Oh, I bet there have been a few of them already. We can do it.
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How do you know Black Obama isn’t a cross-dresser?
Because he doesn’t look very cross, ah genius.
But he’s definitely a dresser, right? I knew there was something half wrong about him; he always seemed a bit too good to be true - a bit too ‘dressed’ if you know what I mean. Same with Carter, I reckon.
Did you realise that every world leader is naked underneath their clothes? Totally and utterly naked. Perverse.