A kiss is not a contract but it is very nice, very, very nice.
So please remember that you sexy ladies of the world. Stand ready, legs akimbo and pucker up mother lovers.
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November 28, 2008 – 1:38 pm
What Not to do When Drunk No. 58
November 27, 2008 – 12:48 pm
No. 58: The Nasty Little Gate
Hey, why not drink copious amounts of alcohol from morning to eve, including beer, wine and whiskey, and then attempt to leap over a miniature gate? It will maliciously jump up and catch your feet. The ensuing head cracking, rib bruising fall will really hurt, leaving you cut and battered […]
Remembrance Day
November 19, 2008 – 1:12 pm
Yes, tomorrow is Remembrance Day. I am not talking Armistice Day here. Remembrance Day was a rather famous early 80s pop-synth ditty by the band B-Movie. They are playing a gig tomorrow at the Town Mill in Mansfield.
I shall be in attendance. The rather wonderful Enormous are playing also. This is something to really look […]
Absence Apology
November 17, 2008 – 2:42 pm
Oh boy, I am so sorry. You may have noticed I have not been posting for a while. I took a little time off around my birthday and chose not to post. I can take a break can’t I?
The good news is that I am now back. The bad news is that the amount of […]
Punch Up in a Pub
November 10, 2008 – 2:04 pm
Well the inevitable happened on Friday night. The intake of alcohol led to violence and we all went home feeling rather depressed.
It went wrong when big-haired platform boot-wearing glam rocker Bazzy Trash began subjecting gay psychopath Harry the Hat to his torturous jolly japery. Bazzy was awestruck by Harry’s filthy werewolf mask and would not […]
Crichton – Off
November 6, 2008 – 2:50 pm
Michael Crichton, the best selling author and creator of ER, has died of cancer aged 66. His books have sold more than 150 million copies and he is most famous for novels which have been adapted into major films, including Jurassic Park, Congo and Disclosure. Filmmaker Steven Spielberg, who directed the blockbuster film version of […]
Sort It Out Brown
November 4, 2008 – 2:04 pm
What the flip is going on?
It is dark at four thirty. It is cold. It is wet. Bills are tripling in price. Shopping is expensive. People are mental. The streets are clogged. Public transport does not work. The causeway is covered in poop. I am lonely.
So come on Gordon Browny, sort it out mate. The […]
Shoe Disintegration
November 3, 2008 – 2:54 pm
Why have all my shoes disintegrated at the same time? All my favourite pairs of trainers are rapidly becoming unwearable. Big holes appear on the heel and rips occur in the lining. I have to stuff an old pair of socks in the heel so that my foot is not directly placed on the floor.
It […]