Nelson Galaxy

I have just invented a new game, yowzers and yee haw.

It is called the Fabulous Five Fingered Family Favourite Film Fantasy Fun.

What you have to do is come up with a description of your favourite film in just five words or less, a bit like a tagline. You need to condense the whole plot into these words. Do not duplicate anything in the film’s title and it has to make sense as a sentence, not just five words strung together.

Oh boy, what fun you will have playing this, let me tell you. It is free and you don’t need an expensive box with some cheap plastic junk, small pencils and a die to play it.

Just wait until Christmas Day when the family has ingested far too much dinner, pudding and alcohol. Instead of sleeping I am going to make them play this game, must play this game, play play. (Trust me; it will be far better than being made to watch that depressing sludge Eastenders.)

Any hoo, here are six of my favourite films, see if you can guess the title. Prizes include a pork pie, a wet kiss from a dog and a child’s shoe. Here we go:

1. Pregnating Creature Decimates Spacecraft
2. Brilliant Boxer Goes Off Rails
3. Plucky Rebels Defeat Evil Empire
4. Evil Jewellery Destroyed By Midgets
5. Reluctant Cop Kills Androids
6. Mimicking Monster Attacks Artic Base

What fun!!!!

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