Ooooh, what a palaver. Apologies for being absent for a few days, I have been carrying out my on call duty as a Russell Brand body-double diversion device.
I have been rather busy impersonating the celebrity clown ponse. As the media chase the long haired chap around London I lead them in the opposite direction. Not […]
Really sad news; David Tennant is standing down as Doctor Who after appearing in four special episodes in 2009 and this year’s Christmas episode. He says he loves playing the Time Lord but wants to leave the role because he wants go out as a popular Doctor. I was hoping he would stay for a […]
Number 6: Vissarion Belinskii
“Ere mate, oi mate, ere mate.”
Ignore the dirty scary tramp man Nelson, just ignore him.
“Oi mate, ere, oi, ere mate.”
“Look I’m sorry; I do not have any spare change, cigarettes, alcohol, food or biscuits.”
“Nah mate, I just wanted to tell you something.”
“I am in a dreadful hurry.”
“It’ll only take a second.”
“Go on […]
Here are five things wot I have mostly been missing today and most days:
Family
Mountains
Sleep
A Lover
Alcohol. Yeah, especially alcohol. That’s all I need me. Lovely lovely alcohol. Mmmmmm……….
Did I mention alcohol?
On the Nelson hi-fi today:
Les Savy Fav – Let’s Stay Friends
Who was that woman? She was middle aged, smartly dressed and kinda sexy in an older woman way. She was stood over the road from my flat and she was taking photos. She had a big telescopic lens camera on a tripod and was snapping away. Not just of anything, oh no. Her camera was […]
What is it with French people? I have nothing against the French at all, in fact some of my best friends and lovers have been French. But what is it with the shrugging?
Stop me now before I make some gross racial generalisations and geographical stereotyping, but eh, what is it with the incessant shrugging? Oh, […]
A man became angry at me during my morning walk. I was at the Bank Bottleneck and accidentally kicked a man in the shins from behind. He was fuming and began to shout and berate me and said some rather horrible and hurtful things. In a way I do not blame him.
Kicking someone directly in […]
Now this is exciting. Well, it is exciting for me – being a Trekker and all. As you know I am really looking forward to the new Star Trek film and all reports suggest that it will be brilliant. (I will eat a hat if it is not – only a chocolate hat mind.)
Paramount has […]
During my daily trek up and down London’s Fleet Street I was presented with a rather unusual sight - one that I usually encounter in the dank cack-stained Victorian streets of Whitechapel. As I strolled past the McDonalds and the Starbucks I noticed a man approaching. He was very tall, well built and quite handsome, […]