Last night marked the prestigious occasion that was the Glamour Magazine Awards 2008. Attendees included most of the Spice Girls, Lily Allen (who stole the limelight by virtue of having pink hair – now that’s talent), Kate Beckinsale (mmmm) and Dannii Minogue.
The winners were; Best Presenter for Fearne Cotton, Editor’s Special Award to Lily Allen […]
A recent report has discovered that oranges are fast becoming a rather unpopular fruit. Due to the haste of modern living, there is not enough time to sit and peel an orange. The citrus has become too labour intensive and is now very much out of favour with the modern workforce.
Well, let me tell you, […]
When I awoke this morning I had the terrible and shocking realisation that someone had broken into my flat during the night. Rather strangely they had not touched or taken anything. The only activity of this night intruder was to slap me repeatedly in my sleep. They did not wake me up; the first punch […]