Hello, I am back. I returned from the idyllic leafy confines of Napoleon’s little village last week. We had a brilliant time and I wish I was back there again. I could easily exchange the dirt, noise and loonies of London for family, nice food and conversation. Maybe soon.
You will hopefully be very happy to […]
This shall be my last post for a while. I am off up north to stay with Napoleon for a few days. We shall record some podcasts for your aural pleasure. I suspect we may also get a little drunk for our pleasure (well mine, I don’t think Nap enjoys drinking anymore). Keep an ear […]
It is with great regret, disappointment and a slight degree of anger that I have to announce that the forthcoming Enormous gig has been postponed. As you know, I was to make a glamorous guest appearance this Saturday, banging a tambourine out of time and squealing like a happy pig . . . in make-up.
In […]
Do you ever feel like every day is just the same?
The new working week dawns and one is wishing for the end of the week. The work never changes, the routine never wavers. It is the same drudgery day-in and day-out. As one day seeps into the next you just wish your life away. Before […]
The debate rages. As Coldplay release their new album ‘Viva La Vida’ pundits and music lovers around the globe are asking:
“Coldplay…brilliant or bland?”
The answer: Bland…very bland….really really bland….dishwater bland.
Alan McGee, the former head man of Creation Records, once described the band as ‘beans on toast music’. Rather apt, I think.
Oh, definitely bland.
On the Nelson hi-fi […]
Now that the weather is improving the running of the gauntlet that is walking down Whitechapel High Street is becoming unbearable. Daily, I will be accosted by a drunken lunatic demanding money or cigarettes. They are very intimidating and aggressive, to say the least.
Striding down the High Street recently, I was stopped in my tracks […]
Just One More
It is late. It is a school day tomorrow. You are not quite sure what exactly is happening. You started drinking beer at midday and have just finished off your second bottle of wine and forgotten to eat. Your stereo is blasting out the latest Foals tune and something appears to be on […]
I know it is very rude to just copy and paste someone else’s blog post but this one is about me. I apologise to Napoleon but I love his writing and you really do need to pop over to Big Arena Records and check out his podcasts. Or popcasts, as they should be known.
This is […]
“Hello Mr Garazy, I need you keys for flat.”
“Hi Mr Chan, what do you mean?”
“I need you keys so I can get in you flat.”
“Why do you need to get into my flat?”
“I want me looky round you flat.”
“Why?”
“Just want looky round.”
“There must be a reason.”
“Just give me key I check.”
“Check what?”
“JUST GIVE ME KEY.”
“I’m […]
Reports suggest that a certain sex pest, who threatened to break my face with a pint glass, has been arrested. This makes me rather glib because he is an excuse for a human being and an evil predator. The incident occurred during the wedding of one of his closest childhood friends. Pest was the best […]