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I have recently seen the summer blockbuster that is ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’. I was a little annoyed that it was shown on Screen 2 at Mile End Genesis Cinema, this was due to ‘Sex and the City’ being released on a Wednesday. When are films ever […]
There is nothing better than hearing distant thunder in the wee small hours. As one snuggles up in bed, listening to the rumbling and crashing, rain slashing against the window, one is generally happy with the world. The sound is both comforting and eerie.
As I look out of my bedroom window at the impending storm […]
I implore you to visit the Big Arena Records website and listen to some of the amazing, nay, astounding, podcasts by one Davy ‘Jet Plane’ Lawrence, aka Napoleon Fantastic. Your ears will weep with joy and you may have yourself a little sex wee.
Davy will be posting the ‘casts on a weekly basis, leading up […]
Scientific researchers, situated deep within the jungles of South America, have made a rather disturbing discovery. The world’s leading zoologists and botanists have been investigating the absence of certain named brands of pain killers in jungle environments.
Shockingly they have found that there are no Anadin in the jungle. This is having an extremely negative effect […]
I recently watched an old episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, or ST:TOS if you are so inclined. The episode was called ‘The Conscience of the King’ and is considered to be an unrecognised classic of the series.
The episode is about Kirk crossing paths with an actor suspected of having been a murderous dictator […]
No, I am not talking about Doctor Who’s Catherine Tate, you naughty people.
Recently, there have appeared a collection of bizarre artistic apparitions on the frontage of the Tate Modern, on London’s South Bank. These gigantic paintings stretch from the tip of the building to its very bottom. It must be a mammoth task to paint […]
How do you give instructions and directions to someone who does not speak English? With great difficulty, that’s how.
“Excuse, I help need.”
“Sorry, I have no spare change or cigarettes.”
“No, I bus need in Tower Hill.”
“You need a bus to Tower Hill?”
“Yeez.”
“The buses that go from this stop do not go to Tower Hill.”
“Tower Hill bus, […]
It was with intense trepidation that I walked up to the gates outside work for my confrontation with the sex pest. I was stood in the spitting rain, with only a couple of smokers for company. I decided to give the pest five minutes and then I would return to my desk, settled in the […]