“I bet you are really into heavy metal and rock Nelson.”
“I beg your pardon George. How could you possibly believe that?”
“Well, your hair. You have metal hair.”
“How dare you George, I do not.”
“You have the heavy rocker look about you Nel.”
“You have the look of Mr Razor Hat from James Bond.”
“What are you talking about?”
“You look exactly like that Odd Job villain, so shut it with the metal George.”
“You should make a work band with Pip, you could do Paul Young covers.”
“George, you really are weird.”
“At least I don’t have heavy metal hair.”
“It’s not metal hair. I’m into indie, punk-pop, new wave, post-punk. Not metal.”
“You must like Led Zeppelin.”
“No, I am just rebelling again the standard generic indie hair. Besides I am a cross-dresser so I like having long hair.”
“Cross-dresser? You do look rather angry.”
“Really funny George, really funny. . . . . Git.”
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I’m sorry, I shouldn’t laugh at George, but, ‘cross dresser’, snort.
I do think he’s a bit confused though…with the, ‘you look metal so you should do Paul Young covers.’ That’s just weird.
Ha ha!
You long-haired, heavy-metal-loving weirdo.
He is strange Jo. I later discovered he had confused his Paul Youngs with his Neil Youngs. Still, I think a Paul Young covers band is quite a good idea.
In the band you could be his hair.
That’d be a claim to fame - Neil Young’s hair double.
Hee hee. Does Neil Young have metal hair? I have ths image in my head of him covered in iron filings.