Rumours suggest that at a recent work do both the Jazz Muppet and George Dawkins got it on, in a sexy, jiggy manner. Remember both of them? Jazz Muppet is the sales geezer who keeps badgering and bullying me and George Dawkins is the spectacularly dumb Australian girl who sits behind me in the office.
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“No, I really enjoy the job. It’s relaxed and the work is quite interesting. I like all the people I work with. I can get away with turning up half an hour late and then leave early. It’s the best job I’ve had. I spend all day surfing the internet and get paid for it. […]
I’m on a see food diet me. I see food and I eat it. I can eat so much in one sitting I make myself very ill. You would not have thought it by looking at me; I am a ten stone skinny type. Usually, I eat very frugally and healthily. My daily lunch will […]
Following a spate of near fatal pedestrian mishaps of the last week I decided to take the tube to work this morning. Recently, whilst striding along the busy streets of the ye olde London Town, I have been knocked down by a Post Office van and, yesterday, was hit full on by a cyclist who […]
Somebody left a whole packet of custard creams near my work desk with a note attached inviting all and sundry to take one. I have just finished off the majority of the packet. I feel both sick and guilty. I do like a biscuit, especially of the custard cream variety and find myself consuming one […]
During periods of high anxiety I find that I often participate in odd unconscious nighttime activities. My new one appears to be sleep scratching. This is not in a DJ sense. I awoke this morning with nasty seeping scratches and gnashes all over my hands, arms, chest and legs. During the midnight hours I must […]
It is my final day to write the Standard Operating Procedures and Directions for that despicable company I slave for day in and day out. It is not finished. I am very stressed. My usual activities are a month behind and I shall be in trouble for not spending 24 hours a day working.
Well, I […]
Napoleon Fantastic recently experienced a proud moment in relation to my good self. He is proud that I am now officially a model and will soon be seen in all my drag glory appearing in a professional calendar for next year.
I am proud that he is proud. We have come a long way to get […]