“She’s lovely Busby. Can you introduce me?”
“No Nelson, she’s taken.”
“Oh, come on. One look at me and she will be mine. Like that actress.”
“She called the police after you followed her home and put your little fireman through her letterbox.”
“Misunderstanding. Just introduce me.”
“She’s the girlfriend of a footballer, Nel, you don’t stand a chance.”
“Who?”
“Teddy Sheringham.”
“Never heard of him, has he kicked for England?”
“Yes Nel. He is substantially richer and more successful than you.”
“B*****ks! I’m an international tranny superstar.”
“Yeah Nel, whatever.”
I sidled up to the attractive young lady.
“Hey babe, I hear you work with Busby.”
“F**k off gay boy before I call the bouncers over to smash in your skull.”
“OK, bye.”
“I think she likes me Busby. Can you give me her number?”
“No.”
“OK.”
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Glad to see you haven’t lost it, Nelson.
Never had it Napoleon.
i’m surprised you didn’t have any luck there. what has Teddy Sherringham got that you haven’t? (Apart from all the money and everything.) You scored a goal once, didn’t you?
I kicked a ball once, it certainly did not go into any goal. She was a rather young girl and Sheringham is in his 40s.
Well I wouldn’t go out with him. He’s named after a stuffed toy. That’s just weird.
You’re right there, Jo. I’ve still got a sherringham I’ve had since I was a little boy.
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