Scratch ‘n’ Sleep

During periods of high anxiety I find that I often participate in odd unconscious nighttime activities. My new one appears to be sleep scratching. This is not in a DJ sense. I awoke this morning with nasty seeping scratches and gnashes all over my hands, arms, chest and legs. During the midnight hours I must have been overcome by the urge to lacerate my tender skin.

I can understand the scratching of legs and chest, they have not been shaved since the weekend and I have tiny itchy stubble growth, but why the hands? Maybe I spent the whole evening trying to remove the dark indelible stain of self-loathing from my instruments of destruction. Or I may have just had an itch.

Added to my burns, bruisers and blisters I’m beginning to resemble a war veteran. I bet I appear more traumatised by a war zone than Prince Harry.

Other anxiety induced bizarre sleeping disorders that I have experienced include screaming, walking into walls, tossing and turning, punching, being burnt, laughing hysterically, stabbing a pillow and turning into a wolf.

4 Comments

  1. Posted March 5, 2008 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    Don’t forget the thing with the Farleys’ Rusks and the sombrero.

  2. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted March 5, 2008 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    Oh no, I really had forgotten, thanks for reminding me.

  3. Posted March 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

    Maybe you should go to bed with socks on your hands, or get |Napoleon to knit you some enormous scratch mitts??

  4. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted March 10, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    The Enormous scratch mitts. What a brilliant marketing product. Any other Enormous-based merchandise?

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