Standard Operating Procedure

Arrrggghhh!!! You’ll have to excuse me today. I have to complete my major work-based project in the next couple of days. This magnum opus describing my day-to-day operation is now on its 197th page, and I’m not even half way though. If it is not completed by Monday then I face the corporate firing squad.

It’s my own fault it is not completed, after all I’ve still had my normal duties and I am over a month behind. I should have had a positronic brain installed and an extra set of arms, but I am still just a human, something that is not good enough in this job. I just love apologising to people for not having things finished when it is not my fault. (”Careful, you’re venting” – bored Ed).

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I know you don’t want to hear me complaining about how much I hate my job. Just let me get on with it, I will be in a much better mood once it is finished. I have to do this because the management know that I will soon become famous and I cannot leave without explaining the complicated ins and outs of my position. However, I am soooo ready to walk.

On a lighter note, I was hit by a Post Office van this morning. It mounted the pavement and knocked me down. Brilliant.

5 Comments

  1. Posted February 28, 2008 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    I was hit by the postman this morning. I was mounting the pavement and he knocked me down.

  2. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted February 28, 2008 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    You’re always getting hit by postmen Nap, you must have one of those anti-post faces.

  3. Posted February 29, 2008 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    It’s worse when I’m mounting pavements.

  4. Posted March 3, 2008 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    Are you ok?
    Could you sue them for millions??
    Just a thought..

  5. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted March 3, 2008 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    Jo, I ain’t too bothered about the Post Office but I would certainly like to sue the company I work for for millions - human rights issues.

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