Monthly Archives: February 2008

Plan B From Outer Space

I recently listed to a free NME CD. It was called NME Presents Festival. It has some brilliant tracks on it from bands like Archie Bronson Outfit, Kaiser Chiefs, Howling Bells and Klaxons. However, one track really stood out. It was by Plan B, who the NME describe as a “potty-mouthed songwriter” who “unleashes a […]

Standard Operating Procedure

Arrrggghhh!!! You’ll have to excuse me today. I have to complete my major work-based project in the next couple of days. This magnum opus describing my day-to-day operation is now on its 197th page, and I’m not even half way though. If it is not completed by Monday then I face the corporate firing squad.
It’s […]

DSLR

Following my recent adventures in photography I am determined to purchase a decent digital camera. I need to do some promo and album shots for the forthcoming Nelson Galaxy and The Donovans of Trash album ‘Idiot Fever’, due out sometime in the summer.
I am totally ignorant when it comes to digital cameras so I am […]

Shoot Nelson

I guess it’s time to let the cat out of the bag and then spill some beans on it. So have you all been on tender hooks not knowing what occurred on Friday? (“No!” - honest Ed). Well, I will now tell you. One Mr Galaxy attended his first professional photo shoot.
It was a full […]

The Straightening

Well, my fears and worries about the events of Friday proved to be totally unfounded. I had one of the best days of my life. It was so much fun, it was brilliant. I am not yet going to tell you what I did, you can keep guessing, but it was fairly momentous (for me […]

Body Rebellion

Something is happening tomorrow, something major. I am not telling you what it is yet. It is an adventure whereby I need to be one hundred percent fit and healthy. Not much to ask, I am fit and healthy and only suffer from colds a couple of times a year.
So what are the major things […]

The Poo Step

I would like the opportunity to wholeheartedly thank the gracious individual who took a dump upon my front step. What a wondrous feeling it was to exit my front door on a beautiful winter’s morning to step, slap dab, into human excrement. Oh, the joy I felt as I tried to scrap the vicious smelling […]

Dog Faced Electricians

I had the electricians around again. Just part of the constant electrical difficulties I face. My explosive electric personality has a habit of wiping out all electronics in my home and at work. I try to avoid walking around places like Piccadilly Circus in case I wipe out the lights, or near major power stations, […]

Wide Awake

I have new neighbours in the flat above me. I have not met them yet, and I do not believe I ever shall. It is very much the London way to never meet one’s neighbours. I do not even know who lives next door to me – but I do hear their constant playing of […]

Birthday Bro

Now then Mr Fantastic, I do believe that someone has a birthday today. Could it be your good self? I think it is. Hooray!!!! Time to open a bottle of champagne and a bag of salted peanuts. Let’s jump up and down and issue primal screams. Run in circles and pat a hairy dog. Time […]